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The Cuckoo Bird
This is a story which gives some insight in a different point
of view about the background of the cuckoo:
||In countries with four seasons, the cuckoo bird is hailed
as a welcome sign of summer. After months of dark, gloomy weather,
the cuckoo bird delivers the good news with its distinctive
singing.Many composers have found it so inspirational that they
have made the cuckoo's song part of their music.
Most notably, Beethoven included the bird's songs in his Pastoral
Symphony. The less refined among us will remember the Von Trapp
children's farewell song in "The Sound of Music". But
the cuckoo has a dark secret - it is the most cunning and dangerous
parasite in the animal kingdom.
Unlike other birds, a mother cuckoo will not build a nest when pregnant.
Instead, she will look for potential victims to be her chick's foster-parents.
Due to its marked resemblance to hawks, it will first frighten away
the parents by casting a hawk-like shadow over them. Next, she will
select the vacant nest whose eggs are similar in colour to her own
and lay her eggs there.
Upon hatching, the cuckoo chick will stick out his head to look
for his first victim. The moment the chick is strong enough, he
will extend his powerful leg and "back-kick" his siblings
out of the nest - be it eggs or chicks! When the mother returns,
she will find fewer and fewer chicks in the nest except the demanding
cries of the cuckoo for MORE FOOD! Incredibly, the mother will devote
all her time feeding the cuckoo, which often grows larger than herself.
As a mark of gratitude, the cuckoo flies away suddenly and the mother
should be thankful that she survives the invasion. his story should
not be alien to any shrewd observer in Singapore. A person that
mimics the behaviour of a far-sighted leader can fool his party
and the public. He can sing the tune of the masses. He can inspire
the intellectuals. After winning acceptance, he will proceed to
throw out those that took him in. When he has achieved his personal
goals, not unlike the cuckoo, he leaves without a care.
Fortunately, there is a happy ending to this story. Scientists
have recently found many cuckoo carcasses in abandoned nests. Strangely,
there were no physical wounds. Apparently, they had all died of
starvation. It seemed that some foster-parents had become smarter.
By some unknown mechanism (smell? size? egg count?), they were able
to sieve out the enemy within and simply refuse to feed it. Without
food, the cuckoo chick is too weak to harm all the occupants his
shrivelled corpse is a non-living testimony that cunning and mimicry
don't always pay.
Likewise, a prudent political party should have a filter mechanism
to screen out the cuckoos among its members. Fortunately, although
the PAP believes that promising young men and women should be tested
in the political arena as part of the renewal process, the selection
criteria have always been stringent and demanding. Some may even
say perfectionist. More importantly, in general elections, voters
must exercise extreme caution in letting someone into our nest.
The demand can have a multiplier effect. After all, haven't you
heard that birds of a feather flock together? We can learn a lesson
from the clever foster parents - some birds should not be allowed
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